Clifford J. Shoemaker has filed his response to the instruction to show cause in his action against blogger-supreme, Kathleen Seidel: Welcome to My Conspiracy. We can’t begin to do it justice, go and read it.
But, any of you women who are sassy enough to think that you can use Google and consult journals and basically read and stuff, you’d better take any blood pressure medication that you can get your hands on.
Faced with the specific harassment of witnesses and parties to this lawsuit, by a person utilizing investigative ability well in excess of that available to the mother and housewife [Kathleen Seidel] claims to be, justifies inquiry as to whether any of her support and information originates with this defendant or its affiliates, employees or industry organizations is legitimate.
Mouse over any links for a flavour of Kathleen’s dry humour (for any women reading, Shoemaker would want me to tell you that they are the blue words that are underlined).
After your menfolk have spared you time for this cyber-excursion you may be feeling a little too militant by proxy to return to your domestic tasks. I’m sure that Attorney Shoemaker would want me to advise you to listen to salient passages from Coventry Patmore’s The Angel in the House just to settle yourself down.
He is my head, as Christ is his!
None ever could have dared to see
In marriage such a dignity
For man, and for his wife, still less,
Such happy, happy lowliness…
A woman, like the Koh-i-noor,
Mounts to the price that’s put on her.
Many people are eagerly anticipating the judge’s response to this remarkable response from Attorney Shoemaker.